Sunday, September 9, 2007

9th Day of Sep Holidays

I just finish the science homework.
I was supposed to cut out gears and put them together.

Then, I also edited my Compo again.
All the credit goes to this person who didn't tell me his name.
1 bad news.
Very bad one.
SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS IS OVER!

And I won't be posting very often.
I will have lots of stress.
'Cause Exams are coming.
Bye :`(

Images from Yahoo Search.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

8th Day of Sep Holidays

I am doing my Compo Draft 2 for Unexpected Visitor.
Just now, I just went down to ride bicycle.
Then before that, I went for outing with Huien.
Got an A- for the painting.
Let me show you:

An Unexpected Visitor

The brilliant rays of the afternoon sun shone right through the curtains. The fresh air filled my lungs and I felt refreshed and exhilarated. I was struggling to finish my homework for the weekend. After a while, I felt sleepy so I went to my bed to take a short nap before continuing my weekend homework.

After about half an hour, a series of furious knocks on the door startled me from my afternoon nap. Feeling immensely irritated, I strode to the door and opened it.

“Who is that?” I ask in an irritated tone as I opened the door. Finding no one at the door, I closed it, thinking that it might just be a prank.

Just as I was going back to my room to continue my nap, I heard the knocks on the door again. Fuming with anger, I went to open the door but saw nobody outside.

“Boo!” a voice shouted just as I was about to close the door. My heart jumped. I saw a mop of black and beige and then a face pop up.

“Sally!” I cried out in shock, “Weren’t you in America?”

Sally was my best friend who had migrated to America a year ago because her father’s boss had sent him to America to work for two and a half years. Both of us were very sad when we learnt that we had to leave each other. No word could describe our sorrow. On the day she was leaving, I went personally to the airport to bid her farewell, sobbing sorrowfully. It was the saddest day of my life.

“Well, it’s now school holiday in America, so I asked my parents to bring me to Singapore to visit you.” Sally replied in a familiar voice I hadn’t heard in one whole year, “And I am sorry if I did knock the door a little too hard, I tried pressing the door bell but no sound came out. I guess your door bell had spoilt.”

“Never mind about that,” I asked, “but why didn’t you tell me that you were coming to Singapore? Have you forgotten my phone number?”

“No, I didn’t forget you phone number. I just want to give you a surprise.” Sally replied, smiling mischievously.

In my excitement, I had forgotten to let Sally in. I quickly invited Sally into the house. We seated on the sofa and I gave her a cup of water to drink. My eyes glittered with tears of happiness when I saw my best friend. We hugged each other, crying uncontrollably. After a while, we wiped away our tears and started chatting about what we done in the year. She told me that her parents had some business to attend to in their company in Singapore and couldn’t come to visit my parents and I. Later, she handed me some presents and my favourite food she had bought for me. I learnt from her that she would be staying in Singapore for half a month and she could spend the night in my house today if my parents allowed.

When my parents came home from their shopping spree, I explained to them the reason of Sally’s sudden visit. They were surprise and happy at the sight of her. I seek permission from them asking if Sally could stay in the house tonight. At first, they hesitated, but seeing how happy Sally and I are to be together again and they do not want to disappoint me, they agreed. We jumped for joy when we heard the great news.

After dinner, we played our favourite board game, ‘Monopoly’, in my bedroom before going to sleep at midnight. I planned to bring Sally to our favourite places in Singapore during the two weeks.

(628 words)

Now, go and compare it with the 1st draft and you will notice a big difference.
=D =D =D =D =D

Videos

I promised to show you some videos.
So, now, here they are!
After much editing using Windows Movie Maker,
I PROUDLY PRESENTS
Video #1 A PUPPET SHOW!

&

Video #2 MY HOUSE!
Warning! Quite Boring!

BYEBYE!

Friday, September 7, 2007

7th Day of Sep Holiday

I'm so tired!
Well, I had to go back to school for Supplementary from 8am to 3.30pm and then go for Chinese Orchestra till 5pm.
Which means, I have to wake up at 7.30am.
Then, tomorrow still have to go for Chinese Orchestra from 7.45am to 10.15am.
2 and a half hours!!!
And I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 7.oo am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I am going for tuition class.
I have to finish my Math Revision Paper during the class so that I won't have any work during the weekend.
Except...... the chinese homework which I havn't even touched.
Don't bother to do anyway...
And I still have to write my Compo Draft 2!
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Why must holidays end like that!!!!!!!!
*sniff* *sniff*
The simpleton call again, asking to to go T.C. with her.
What I reply?
NO of course!
Now, I am sick and tired of H.ealth E.ducation calling me everyday to talk to me about J.urong W.est.
(Note. Health Education and Jurong West is just a nickname.)
I am readin JokeDiary.com
I am going to bathe about now.
I am scared that my grandma will nag again 'bout me wearing the Monkey clothes, the one I always wear to Tuition Class.
And she nagged because I have tons of clothes:
69% are those my mother bought for me whenever she go shopping.
20% are those my mother bought for me for Chinese New Year and things like
that.
10% are those she wore last time but don't fit her now.
The remaining 1% are my uniforms for school and other classes.
The clothes I wore make up only 2% of all my clothes.
1% are the uniforms are the other 1% are the jeans and shorts and T-shirt I
usually wore, + my favourite blue jacket.

I am so bored and I have nothing to blog about except how bored I am.
I promised to show you a video the next time I blog, maybe tomorrow?
Warning! The video is extremely boring.
BYBYE =`(

Thursday, September 6, 2007

6th Day of Sep Holidays

YAY!!
I had finally finish the reflection I was supposed to write for IPW.
This are the things I am supposed to include in the reflection:
  • How do you feel about your group?
  • How do you manage your group?
  • Do you have dispute or quarrel?
  • Do any members can’t gather at the right time?
  • In the end, how was it done successfully?
  • Are you worried you can’t finish the project on time?
  • What we learn
  • Technical problem & Technical skills

Here is the reflection:

My Reflection for IPW

I learn about how to present our work and how to get along with others. At first, when I first started doing the Project Work, I can’t get along with my group members quite well because we can’t decide on what kind of robot we are advertising and what are the functions of the robot. We also have different ideas for the storyline need for advertisement we are supposed to make. In the end, we choose the entertainment robot. However, no one wanted to act as a robot, so, we decided to use Yu Xin’s Lego pieces to build the robot. Then, we assigned two members, Yu Xin and me, to do the storyline.

After the storyline was done, we have to find time to gather together to film the video using Yun Xi’s video camera and we decide to do that on Friday. On that day, however, Yun Xi suddenly said that her mother did not let her bring her video camera. So, we have to use my digital camera, which could film short video, to film the advertisement and we decided to gather again on Monday and Tuesday to finish the advertisement and the Presentation. On Monday, Yiyuan couldn’t stay back because she has CCA and Yu Xin is ill. So, Jessica acted in the advertisement while Yun Xi moved the robot using the handle at the back of the robot. Then, Jessica and I did part of the presentation. At that time, I was very worried that we can’t finish the Project Work. The next day, Yun Xi couldn’t stay back so we gave her the video I film for her to edit at home. The rest of us did the presentation and I wrote the script. Finally, we finished presentation and the advertisement.

The technical skill I learnt is how to edit a video using Windows Movie Maker. However, I encounter some problems during the process. The computer is too slow and it kept hanging when editing the video. Sometimes, I had to close the whole programme and start all over again because the computer had hanged.

On the day before the presentation, I read the script again and try to present in front of the mirror without looking at the script. On the presentation day, I felt very nervous. I tried very hard to keep eye contact with the audience. I was scared that I suddenly forgot what I was supposed to say. I was also scared that I pronounced any words wrongly, which explains why I am speaking very softly and not very clear. I was glad that the presentation has enough information despite the grammatical errors. We will try to change the grammatical errors we make and put the company logo and tagline on every slide in the future. As for the video, we didn’t put lots of music because we couldn’t find ant nice music.

That's all.

Games

Holiday is so boring.
Here are some games you can play:
  1. Playing with Fire
  2. Playing with Fire 2
  3. Girl Dress-up
  4. Street Sesh
  5. Super Smash Flash
  6. Bartender: The Right Mix
  7. Magic Aventure
  8. School Flirting Game
  9. Fish for Girls
  10. Save Ed
  11. Lust for Bust
  12. The Farmer
  13. Nanny Mania
  14. Alice Hair Dresser


Games at Miniclip.com - Red Beard
Red Beard

Help Red Beard to collect all of the gold.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Scribble
Scribble

Help the Ink Blots get to the finish flags.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Sushi Go Round
Sushi Go Round

Serve all the customers in the Sushi Restaurant

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Kindergarten
Kindergarten

Take care of all the babies in your kindergarten.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Deep Freeze
Deep Freeze

Freeze your enemies with your water gun.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Snow Line
Snow Line

Help Santa Claus collect the presents.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Bloomin' Gardens
Bloomin' Gardens

Put your green fingers to the test.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - BP Gas Mania
BP Gas Mania

Keep your customers happy!

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Extreme Pamplona
Extreme Pamplona

Play Sure for Men's 'Extreme Pamplona'

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Club Penguin
Club Penguin

Make friends and play games in wonderland that is Club Penguin.

Play this free game now!!

Games at Miniclip.com - Raft Wars
Raft Wars

Team up with your Brother and defend your treasure!

Play this free game now!!

HK Cafe

Click here to play this game

Bartender: The Right Mix

Click here to play this game

Net Pet

Click here to play this game

Operation Youth Club

Click here to play this game

The Waitress

Click here to play this game

School Flirting Game

Click here to play this game

Oriental Flirting Game

Click here to play this game

Nanny Mania

Click here to play this game

Street Sesh

Click here to play this game

Playing With Fire

Click here to play this game

Playing with Fire 2

Click here to play this game

U.F.O Shop

Click here to play this game

Conquer Antartica

Click here to play this game

The Farmer

Click here to play this game

Gold Miner

Click here to play this game

No Vacancy

Click here to play this game

Litter Monkey

Click here to play this game

More at Y8.com
Or Miniclip
Or Sugar Free Games
And Lame ones at FerryHalim

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

5th Day of Sep Holidays

SHIT!
My computer keep hanging!!!!
Okay, it is getting better.
What homework I'm left with is the Chinese one, which I am too lazy to even touch it.
Then I have to finish my mother's homework, not a lot.
I hate 周记 cause I have to write about 根-百家姓 和 行业 & 最感动我的一件事.
It is so difficult.
Then there is 2 Chinese Revision Papers.
And I still have to do my mum's homework for the holiday.
I haven't even touched them.
Actually I only have to do

One whole unit of Vocabulary Assessment book
+
One whole unit of 高级华文 Assessment book.

All of them are extraordinary EASY!
Let me tell you:
There is this simpleton who call me almost everyday, asking me to go her house.
Guess who is she?
Give you a clue, she is irritating and is plain stupid.
Go guess yourself.
Anyway, I have to finished my mum's homework now.

Now, I am watching RATATOUILLE, for the second time.
It is so funny.
The rat, Remy, is sooooo CUTE!
Here is a picture.


*WAVING BYEBYE*

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Ratatouille

I am watching Ratatouille. Don't be mistaken, I watch it from a DVD my mum bought for me when she went overseas. THE DVD IS NOT PIRATES. You can watch the movie in cinema in Singapore. But, you must pay $money$ for it. It is not free. Well, I have to watch the video. Wait for me to finish watching then I will show you a trailer and tell you what the story is about. The rat so CUTE! Well, the story, If you want to know what is it about, go here or here
Here are some picture you may want to have:

Picture of Remy the Rat >>>


<<< All Characters of Ratatouille




Eater or Feeder
Personality Quiz
Result:
You are REMY! Like Remy, you are ambitious. You have big dreams, and you’re not afraid to go for it! You are great at what you do, and you only need someone to recognise it before you make it big.


Now, here are some MOVIE TRAILERS from YOUTUBE.































Pictures from Yahoo! Image Search
Videos from Youtube

4th Day of Sep Holidays

I am bored to death!!!! Good that I have homework to keep me busy. But I'm just too lazy to do the homework. And no one is online on MSN to chat with me! Okay. I do my Compo then. Just thought of an idea. I will write about... a friend who had immigrated to America. Wait for 1 hour.
Okay. Compo finished. Read it below but this is only first draft so very lousy:

A series of furious knocks on the door startled me from my afternoon nap. Feeling immensely irritated, I strode to the door and opened it.

“Sally!” I cried out in shock, “Weren’t you in America?”
“Well, it’s now school holiday in America, so I asked my parents to bring me to Singapore to visit you.” Sally replied

Sally was my best friend who had migrated to America because her father’s boss sent him to America to work for 2 years. Both of us were very sad when we learnt that we had to leave each other. On the day she was leaving, I went personally to the airport to bid her farewell.

I quickly invited Sally into the house. We seated on the sofa and I gave her a cup of water to drink.

Tears well up in my eyes when I saw my best friend. We hugged each other, crying uncontrollably. After a while, We wiped away our tears.

“I am sorry if I had knock the door too hard,” Sally said suddenly, “I tried pressing the door bell but no sound came out. I guess your door bell had spoilt.”

“Never mind,” I asked, “but why didn’t you tell me that you are coming to Singapore? Have you forgotten my phone number?”

“No. I just want to give you a surprise.” Sally replied, smiling mischievously.

We chatted for a long while. Just then, my parents returned home from their shopping trip. They were surprised to see Sally so I told them what had happened.

"Oh!” my mother exclaimed, “Then are you staying for the night or are you going back to your hotel?”

“I am staying at your house for the night,” she said, smiling, “I have already asked my parent.”

I felt very happy when I heard that she is staying for the night. Later in the evening, I learnt from her that she would be staying in Singapore for a week.

I planned to bring Sally to our favourite places and around Singapore during the week.

That's the composition. Now left chinese homework. Byebye.

Monday, September 3, 2007

3rd Day of Sep Holidays

So BORED!!!!!!!!!!!
I left Compo and Chinese Homework.
I don't know what to write!!!
Then today just went back for IPW.
Still have to go back school again on Friday for Supplementary.
Try to finish all homework by tomorrow.
But... can anyone give me an idea on WHAT TO WRITE for Compo - Unexpected Visitor.
I am now checking my Yahoo email. OMG. 11 new emails.
Actually that's not alot.
I remember there was once I didn't check my email for one whole month and when I open it,
87 NEW MAILS! All send to me by my mum. All very funny and interesting ones.
Now I guess I have about 220 emails send to me by my mum.
If you want any of them, well, I write down the titles of those I can send you one, not much, and then my email. Just send the title(s) and your email here.
  1. Jokes
  2. Powerpoint Slides
  3. Movie
  4. Others (name yourself)
That's all.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

2nd Day of Sep Holidays

Still the same bored feeling.
I went down to ride bike again, in the evening and this time round, Ruyi and Huihui not here. But another girl, named, Yeping is there. Felicia told me is her art class friend. Anyway, we played 'TOM and JERRY'. Here are steps on HOW TO PLAY THE GAME:
  1. Use 'Open Numbers' or 'Scissors, Paper, Stone' or any other method to choose the TOM.
  2. The remaining will be JERRY and will have to think of a word for TOM to guess. Like Hangman.
  3. If TOM gets it right, he could start catching JERRY.
  4. TOM must catch all JERRYs to not be TOM anymore.
  5. The first person who is caught by TOM will be TOM.
  6. Repeat Steps 1-5 IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
That's all. Wait. Let me show you the bikes in my house. (taken long long time ago)

Red bike is mine, Blue bike is my sis's.


Grandpa's and Uncle's bikes.

Brother's bikes.
Um... bye.

Teacher's Day

HI! Teacher's day yesterday. Here are the gifts I gave Mdm Chng & 符老师.




For 符老师 : 谢谢符老师,您无限的付出,祝您“教师节快乐!”

For Mdm Chng : A blue Dolphin Crystal.


On Friday, me and Huien got into the class and set up classroom, blahblahblah. Then when finished, we switched off all lights and then try to scare Mdm Chng. Too bad, Mdm Chng enter through bad door. But after that we ask her search for the presents. Guess what she said, "You are the 1st class ever who ask me search for presents." Then, we ask her open up Mengxue's present, a cushion, and she thought it was a COCKCROACH!

Here's the Teacher's day celebration, by the way.


-Adapted from 孺子部落

Saturday, September 1, 2007

First Septmber Holiday Day

Just finished DINNER. And just came back from my bicycle rides with a group of friends.
Before that, I went for outing from 2pm to 5.30pm. Long time, isn't it? I goten an A- for my art piece. That was very bad. I got an A last time. The outing topic this time round was on 'PERSPECTIVES'. I had no scanner or else I could show you the painting. (I can't take photo of it using camera, it has no more battery, and I had to wait for my motheroverseasto come home.)
Okay.
After I came home from OUTING (with french fries and apple pie from Macdonald which Huien's Aunt treat me and my sis with), I went downstairs to ride bike with a group of friends. They are Ruyi, Jixiang, Felicia (P2 girl), Felicia's brother (N1 or N2), Jack or Zack (forget), Huihui, together with my sister and brother. It was so FUN! First we played the game 'ICE AND FREEZE'. I know what you are thinking, it is lame. Whatever. Just as we started the game, my sister fall down and had to rest. She missed all the fun. Then we played FOLLOW THE LEADER using our bikes. Yaya I know, it's lame. Then I went home.
Anyway, I am going to play again tomorrow evening.

1st Day of Sep Holidays

Hello! ÿ
Today is the FIRST day of SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS!!!!!
I am so HAPPY!
The only thing I am sad about is that my HANDPHONE is spoilt. It all began on this one fine Saturday:

I was sleeping zzzz... when I heard sounds above me. (My sister, who sleep at the bottom bed, change position with me, who sleep on top, on her birthday.)I woke up and found my sister and brother making STUPID noises. So I tickle them and then woke up to brush my teeth, wash my face and blahblahblah. After that my mother say she bringing me out to eat and then go shopping. WALAO!! GO SHOPPING FOR WHAT!!! I DON'T WANT LEH!!!!! WHY MUST GO STUPID ROOMS AND SPENT 3 WHOLE HOURS THERE CHOOSING CLOTHES! So my mother let me go library (YAY!) and bring handphone so that after shopping can call me. So, I put handphone in my pocket and went. BUT SHE DIDN'T BRING ME TO LIBARY OR EVEN GO SHOPPING @ ALL! Okay...that's good... But then I went home then go bathe and FORGOTTEN to take out my handphone and AHLAHMAK! It went into washing machine and SPOILT! SHIT!

Okay... Whatever. That is my fault anyway.
还好妈妈没有骂我。
Here is my shedule for today anyway:

2:30 - 5:00pm : Art Outing
Other Time : Do homework

That's all. BYE!

Friday, August 31, 2007

September Holiday Coming Soon

WOOHOO!!!
YAY!!!
HORRAY!!!
Lalalala...
September holiday is coming soon!#
September holiday is coming soon!#
Well...
I LIKE September holiday for everything except 1:
It is so...BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever...
Anyway, here are the homework for the holidays:
  1. Science Revision Paper
  2. English Revision Paper
  3. Compo - An Unexpected Visitor (from no where =D)
  4. 周记:根 (姓名来源&祖宗的行业) 和 ‘最感动我的一件事’
  5. Punctuation W/S
Those cancel ones are finish 的.
Others of course never finish.
Wait! Still got Chinese Revision Paper!
Shit! How can FORGET!
Anyway... Since I finished so many homework liao...then can play.
Yu Xin maybe coming to my house.
And then Monday had to go back school for IPW.
Holiday so so boring...

IPW (Integrated Project Work)

Dunno is I spell Integrated correctly...
Well... My stupid IPW get me into serious trouble with my mother.
I had to borrow Digital Camera from her and ask her if I could stay bad for 3 days till very late.
And she agreed to all without any complaint! (Let's forget 'bout what I say in line 2)
My shedule for IPW:

Friday till 3.30pm
Monday till 4.00pm
Tuesday till 5.00pm

The Presentation & Advertisement for IPW is finally finished on the last day, Tuesday.
I can't show you the presentation (still don't know how to put it on blog).
But let me show you the script so you can get an idea on what is it about:
(Mine is very light aqua while Yu Xin's is in orange)

Everybody: Good morning customers! We are from the Company Robot Builders. Today, we are going to tell you about our robot. The members are JESSICA, YIYUAN, YUN XI, YU XIN and XING YUE.
Jessica: This is our logo and the tagline is – Change for the better. Now, look at our advertisement.
Yiyuan: This is what we are going to talk about today: Purpose of robot, Cost, Advantages, Factors of robot, Where do we sell it? Selling our robot, Functions of the robot, How to make it carry out its function? Company profile, Our company, Our products, Problems we face, Solutions to our problems, Marketing survey, Conclusion
Yun Xi: These are the purpose of our robot - We built this robot for those working parents who have children, who return from school early. We also built this robot for those who are unable to take care of your children and they are suffering from boredom.
Xing Yue: We will sell our robot at a reasonable price. Each robot cost $20 each. While stocks last! It is not expensive at all. If you are not happy with our price, come to our company; call us at 65698452 or to our website: www.robotsale.com
Yu Xin: Our robot relies on solar dry cells which depend on solar energy from the sun. The energy stored in the solar dry cell in the day can last for a very long time. It also has a touch and sound sensors that will operate at the touch of your hand and presence. It does not cause pollution and it is safe for all walks of life.
Jessica: The robot is easy to use. You need not worry for your children. A few simple steps can operate the robot. It has several functions that will entertain you at home well at home. It is portable and is not too huge. It has nice colours that will attract your attention.
Yiyuan: So, where are we going to sell it? For those who go to shopping centres, we will have it available at shopping centres. Those who do online shopping, please visit this website if you want to purchase it, www.robotsale.com. We will also have it sold at departmental stores.
Yun Xi: Here are ways on how to make the robot function: To make it dance or sing, touch its antenna. Connect the antenna to the computer and you can download all the favourite hits. To make it to do your homework, shout loudly, do my homework now, and place it on your homework.
Xing Yue: These are the Personnel and positions held: The CEO is Jessica, the Director is me, the Editor is Yun Xi, the Robot builder is Yu Xin and the Noise Controller is Yi Yuan
Yu Xin: Our Company uses advanced technology, it is set up for 15 years, we are the market leader, and we are praised by world around and are well known. We also produce perfect products.
Our product also High end technology, it is specialised in robots, uses Advanced sensors, is Up to customers’ satisfactory. It is also proved safe for children and colours do not wear easily.
Jessica: This is the marketing survey and the response out of the 8 people we ask.
Yiyuan: We can conclude that most people go to the shopping centre to buy their goods. 70% of the people buy items that are expensive yet have good quality. 60% of people are attracted to television advertisements. 50% of people are attracted to items that are colourful and look nice. 60% of the people find telephones useful to them.
Yun Xi: Do not worry folks! As we mention earlier, we will be selling at shopping centres, departmental stores and on our website. Our robot is expensive but have good quality and last for a long time. We will also have promotions. So watch out! We will post advertisements on television’ intervals, newspaper and posters, just in case some people are attracted to them. Our products are colourful and nice to see at and can lose for a long time as mentioned earlier.
Xing Yue: Our robot includes telephone ability. We have also MP3 software on our website. You can download it into your robot for all MP3 fans.
Jessica: Here are the problems we face; we have trouble finding a video camera. We had trouble finding time to gather together. Members are very shy to act. Here are the solutions to our problems; Borrowed a digital camera from Xing Yue. We did separate work and pool together our research. At the last minute, two members agreed to act.
Yun Xi: Here are the resources.

Notice that mine and Yu Xin's one are very short while the others are very long.
Now have a look at the advertisement.
(I really have to thanks Blogger.com for allowing us to put video on blog.)

It is so STUPID! Am I RIGHT?
Okay... So what can the ROBOT do?

  1. Dance
  2. Sing
  3. Help do HOMEWORK
  4. And get all answers RIGHT (refer to point no.3)
  5. Use as HANDPHONE
Okay... These are the function...
PLEASE BUY THEM!!! ONLY $150!!! (Joking only =D)
BYEBYE!!

Jokes & Riddles

Hi! Here are some websites you can go if you want a good LAUGH!

  1. Jokes 1
  2. Jokes 2
  3. Jokes 3
  4. Funny SMS
  5. 101 Jokes
  6. More JOKES!

Then, here are websites on riddles:

  1. Riddles 1
  2. Riddles 2
  3. Riddles 3

Here is a post on Jokes from India.

Here are other jokes I found:

Great News: Finger Lickin' Good is a PORNO NAME!

Poems and jokes 'bout guys

  1. Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit!
  2. Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks.

You can also get more of them by going any search engines and type JOKES or RIDDLES.##

There's No Place I'd Rather Be (中文搞笑版) from 关老师

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

What happen TODAY

Didn't post for a very long time...
Hey! Let me tell you what happen today.
I was walking to the hall with Hui En and then I go into the hall for silent reading.
Then Fatso and BMX came along and we start chit-chatting.
I ask her "Will Mdm Chng be here today?"
"I don't know but i didn't see her this morning."
Then after singing National Anthem and School Song and reciting the pledge we go into the classroom.
PHEW! MDM CHNG DIDN'T COME!
So, a relieve teacher took over her and for the first three periods, she keep telling us jokes and riddles.
Then we play around.
Melissa and Lixin are passing TEACHER'S DAY cards for us to sign.
After recess, Melissa and me and some others keep playing around and we were laughing like hell.
Then Jarrett says, " Now I know why Melissa and Yu Xin always argue. Yuxin is a FISH and Melissa is a KITTY!"
HAHA!!! WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH!
And I thought of this Zoo Story...
Anyway, chinese teacher, 符老师, came in during chinese periods and gave us 单元考查.
Then Mr Seet, art teacher, brought us to COMPUTER LAB!
YAY!
I play at Com Lab for quite a long while.
Then I went down to eat my lunch.
I bought a plate of chicken rice for $0.70.
After that, I borrow videocam from Hui En and did the filming.
AH LA MAH!
Yiyuan ($1) was expressionless leh!
Ask her be sad or happy also same expression!
WHERE GOT ACT LIKE THAT ONE!!!!
So, I HAVE TO ACT!!!
WALAO!
I LOOK SO STUPID!
Nvm... calm down...
But during the whole time at the Com Lab, I did open my mailbox and show some emails to other people.
Two of them are two DISGUSTING photos, one with an EXTROADINARY FAT lady and another is a Monkey Tattoo on a BOY'S BUTT!!!
Everyone (Hui En, Yu Xin, Fiona, Chery & Waikin) who saw it were DISGUST by it.
By the way, after the filming, I went to this site and play the games there.
IT WAS SO FUN!
But after a while, I got bored and started sending some stupid emails to Fatso.
Then, I went home and open my computer and wrote this post.
~Finished~

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

National Day Concert

Went to school at 6.45am today for NATIONAL DAY CONCERT!
So FUN!!!
At first, when I reach there, I sit at the parade ground behind the P2 reading my storybook.
Then, at about 7:30am like that, the flag-racing ceremony starts.
The prefects doing the ceremony are all boys and they walked so so so slow.
After that we stand up and sing the National Athem and School Song.
Then we say the pledge and settle down.
After that, we sing the National Day Song.
(I am force to wear my stupid bandana and wave my stupid nationa flag!)
After that, we went up to the hall to watch the National Day Concert.
There is this Rulang STAR Contest during the concert.
I think only Rachel's brother, Ryan Quek, and another boy I think call Jiarui or what their songs very nice.
The others are so lame like shit like that.
The first prize for the contest goes to... RYAN QUEK (of course)!
Then we get this present which is six colourful bookmark and ruler.
And I gotten two bottles of water and that's all!

Monday, August 6, 2007

Singapore Maths Olympiad

Hello... HEY! Do you know that I entered NMOS (National Maths Olympiad of Singapore). For more information on NMOS, click here.

Okay, now, let me tell you the story on how I gotten in this NMOS. This happen even before I went for my China Immursion Tour.
It was just after the last SA1 Paper on... maybe SCIENCE? In fact, it was just right after the examination and Mdm Chng came in. As we sit according to register number at that time, Huien, who was register no.35, who sitting in front of me and behind Cheryl, no.36. The stupid idiot, Waikin was sitting beside Huien. We were all joking about certain things when Mdm Chng suddenly gave out sheets of paper with Maths Problems on it stapled together. All of us were like:

WTF! I THOUGHT EXAMS WERE OVER?!!!

And I guess Mdm Chng guess what was in our mind. She told us that was um... past year Maths Olympiad questions and went on explaining what it is.
"Jia Wei, the maths genius will surely entered this..." I thought and began doing my work, I don't even think, at the time, that I would even stand a chance.
Then Huien turn back to me and say, "This questions so difficult."
I stole a glance at her paper and then look at my own messy workings and said, "So easy still say difficult!" and she just turn back and continued her paper.

Then she started disturbing me but then, I ignored her so she stopped doing that. After doing about 10 of those 'easy' problems (there were 28 problems in all), I started asking around how many the others have completed. Then I resumed my work.
At 1pm, after Mdm Chng collected the papers, including mine with 8 unfinished questions, we all rushed down for lunch break, which was delayed by exactly 1 hour. Huien told me Waikin showed her all the answers. I started making fun of her with the BGR thing.
And I forgot completely about this MATH OLYMPIAD.
Until one fine day, Mdm Chng was teaching us Maths and I wasn't even concentrating on it. I just heard someone calling my name and saw Meng Xue, Chong Xin, Waikin, Yun Mei Yilun going out so I followed. and the teacher, Mr Ho, just told us some rubbish and went off.
Then, one week later, Mdm Chng called our names again and told us that we are selected for Math Olympiad PRELIMINARY ROUND and then weeks later we sat for the round in school.
Then after the China Trip, one day in school MC was teaching PSP and ask us to try out some problems and then suddenly called me to come in front.
I WAS SO SHOCK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I DID SOMETHING WRONG!
Then Mr Ho came looking for me and told me that I am only one in School selected for NMOS and all that rubbish like try your best all those.
I WAS SO SURPRISED! Never did I dream that one stupid sheet of papers can get me into NMOS!
Anyway, after two weeks I went to sit for the Special Round.
That was the whole story. I still waiting IMPATIENTLY for the results of the paper I took on 4th August 2007.
BYEBYE!!!=D