Magical Land

Have you ever wonder how it would be like to live in a Magical Land.

A land where everyone has wings, everyone knows magic and everyone has a magic wand.

Even though the standard of magical knowledge differs, everyone still live together happily and peacefully.

Everyone are kind and gentle and polite and never hurt anyone.

Every weekday, students fly to school and the teacher taught them Magic and the other subjects we learn and taught them how to use them together.

If the students perform well, they will get a magic wand.

There are Exams and the top three get to learn how to become invisible.

Adults fly to work and had no stress at work. The boss gave them work and they complete them using magic.

Housewives fly to the market. They cook using magic and their food are delicious.

During weekends, they would go out and play.

There are animals there too! Every household has at least a pet.

The animals would never hurt anyone and they don't eat meat. The humans don't too! They are vegetarians.

Since they knows magic, there are no vehicles and factories there. They don't use technologies, they use magic.

Thus, there are no pollutions, and no diseases. Everyone live healthily.

It is a pity, this place will never exist. All this will never come true. No, they won't.

Especially the part where everyone live together peacefully. It will not come true. Forever.

*Sigh*

This place is like... PARADISE. But it will never exist.

Anyway, enough of this.

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Anyway, I am chatting with Christalle about Harry Potter.

I only had this few DVDs:

1. The Chamber of Secrets
2. The Goblet of Fire
3. The Prisioner of Azkaban
4. The order of the Phoenix

That's all.

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The Roman Mysteries Book Series. I had only read about 10 books. There are 18 books in all. 8 more to go!

My favourite character in this series is Lupus the mute beggar. He is ten years old.

Read more about him here.

This book series is my favourite, beside Nancy Drew.

Speaking of Nancy Drew, I had almost finish the books I had borrowed. Just 3 more to go.

Anyway, here is the website.

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Here are a few chinese jokes:

医院的病房里有两个女士在抱怨如今的公交车拥挤，使她们痛苦不堪。一个说：“我真是倒霉呀！在车上我被挤得流了产。“ 另一个说：“我才叫倒霉呢！在车上我被挤得怀了孕。”
　　
一人在公交车上不小心踏了洋鬼子的脚，心想咱不能给中国人丢脸，于是卯足了劲说了句英文：“i’m sorry“
　　鬼子一想：在人家国土上咱不能不礼貌。于是忙点头道：“i’m sorry too“
　　国人一听急了：以为我不会数数？咬牙道：“i’m sorry three“
　　鬼子大惑不解：“what are you sorry for？“
　　国人心想好啊~~~连FOUR也出来了，劳子和你拼了~~~~~~:
　　“i’m sorry five!!!!“，
　
某君乘公车常掉钱包，一天上车前，某君把厚厚的一叠纸折好放进信封，下车后发现信封被偷。第二天，某君刚上车不久，觉得腰间有一硬物，摸来一看，是昨天的那个信封，信封上写着：请不要开这样的玩笑，影响我正常工作，谢谢！！

A few more:

1.题目: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
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2.题目: ..一边........... 一边............ ..

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
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3.题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~
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4.题目: 一... 就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
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5. 題目: 你看

小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
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6. 照样造句

例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)

小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)

老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
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7.照样造句

例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。

老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???
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8.题目: 好... 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
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9.题目 : 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
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10.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
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11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...

还有一个更瞎的…

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
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12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......

小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
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13.题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语 : 老师更难过......
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14. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
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15.題目: 一… 便 …

小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的…

小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
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16.題目: 又..... 又 .....

小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
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17果然

上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水

老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！

老师：…………
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18 瓜分

小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非

老师：小傻瓜也分不清
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19 好吃

小朋友：好吃个屁

老师： ………
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20 况且

小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师：……………

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中國最難寫, 最難讀的一個漢字

念biang 第二聲 ( 大陸的拼音法 )
或者連讀：「比昂」

康熙詞典中有這個字。

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The Top Ten Worst Company Domain Names

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
http://www.whorepresents.com/

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com/

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
http://www.penisland.net/

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com/

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
http://www.powergenitalia.com/

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com/

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
http://www.ipanywhere.com/

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
http://www.cummingfirst.com/

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
http://www.speedofart.com/

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
http://www.gotahoe.com/

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That's all. Are you happy Christalle?