[2012; twenty twelve]

Went to watch two oh one two with Fishy, mum and sis last sunday. Fishy keeps wanting to pee during the movie, and to make the matter worse she drank too much coke and can't control her bladder. Meanwhile I was snacking away on tomato favour chipster.

Mum thinks the movie very boliao -.- NONO DON'T BELIEVE HER.

The movie is great and awesome and fabulous. I like the effects :] And there are people dying XD gah I'm sadistic, like to see people die.

Okay so I finish most of chipster before the movie starts.

Movie started with solar flares from the sun, and one can see a bit of other planets behind the sun, in one straight line (later stated in the movie that it was the cause of the global disaster). Then it shows earth in year 2009 (yes this year) when geologist Adrian Helmsley went to visit his friend, Dr. Satnam Tsurutani, in India where he found out that neutrinos from a massive solar flare is heating up the earth's core. And he informed the other leaders of the world who came up with a plan to save some of the world's human population from this disaster so that they can continue the line of humans.

Satnam's wife: "Hey Adrian! I cook your favourite curry!"

Adrian is funny haha: "[Satnam's wife] is getting prettier and prettier but her curry still taste as bad."

Then in 2012, Jackson Curtis, a not very famous author of this book called Farewell Atlantis (!), brought his children, Noah (noah's ark! They called the ship where the lucky people are going to stay in and get safe an ark too) and Lily, to Yellowstone Park where they meet a lunatic, Charlie, who says that the world is coming to an end, making references to the Mayan calendar.

When the ground in Canifornia started cracking, Curtis sensed something amissed and rents a private plane to rescue his family members, along with his ex-wife, Kate's, boyfriend, Gordon. (Realised that Lunatic Charlie plus Gordon equals Charlie Gordon from Flowers for Algernon).

Erm lazy type out whole story so...: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film)

The movie has practically no climax at all because people are dieing every single second and things are exploding and there are tsunamis.

I like the monk Nima! Especially this scene where his granny is chopping the chicken's head off. Yuri sounds like he is speaking with his mouth full of bubble gums. His twin sons look retarded. Tamara and Gordon are damn 可怜, they noth died in the life-saving ark.

Andrian start out a relationship with Laura Wilson, Mr President's (who i think resembles Obama) daughter. And the ending is just people coming out of the ark and breathe in fresh air, so don't like it much, but the middle part with the screaming and explosions and tsunamis are great. I like the effects.

I think they should show gruesome scenes of people dieing, but if they did I guess I can't watch it 'cause rating would be NC16 or something. Whatever I am evil XD