Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I ABSOLUTELY HATE NINCOMPOOPS!!!!!

And you know who the nincompoop is? Yes you are right, BEH YUN XI! (Yun Xi, you are going to get famous, or better still, notorious, like it?) She is totally irritating and annoying with a negative EQ and IQ (that is minus [a number]). Here is another example to prove it. I better keep those eidence safe and get a lot of witnesses just in case in the future there has a new law stating that all nincompoops must stay in an isolated island away from the normal human race. Then there won't be nincompoops here anymore to make your blood boil and make you nearly vomit them out. Here is a screenplay. Hope it don't get the intestines out of you.

7.50am - One of the 'cream' class in a certain primary school in Singapore is currently having Physical Education lessons. In the background, some girls are playing Captain's ball and squealing away in delight when they scored a goal, boys were playing around with a basketball lamely and shy ones were in a corner of the field either reading a book or chatting to their friends. GIRLFROMMARS and her friend FISHYakaREBECCA were one of those shy ones (weird, isn't it?) seatting in a corner on one of those benches. GIRLFROMMARS was reading a story book while FISHY was chatting to her and listening to the nonsense of YUNXI at the same time. Another girl, EMILY perhaps, was sitting next to GIRLFROMMARS watching the no action-packed game between the other girls.

YUNXI
鱼鱼! Can I sit beside you? (without waiting for a reply, she dumped herself hardly on the handle of the bench)

FISHY (disgusted)
Can you just stand there?

GIRLFROMMARS (disgusted too)
YAP! You are so... fat (she was hestitated to say it at first), so it suit to better if you stand up.

FISHY (frustrated)
You are squeezing the life out of me.

YUNXI (spotted the pair of holographic material spectacles which GIRLFROMMARS is using as a bookmark)
Hey what is that? (snatch it from GIRLFROMMARS without any permission)

FISHY (curious)
Let me see, what is it?

GIRLFROMMARS
Well, if you use it to look at distant light when it was dark, you can see some picture of snowflakes or snowman.

YUNXI
Hey I want see. (put the spectacles to her eyes) I can't see any snowman. Are you sure this is not fake?

GIRLFROMMARS (annoyed, snatched back the spectacles from YUNXI without saying anything)

YUNXI (whisper some childish gossips to FISHY and dumped herself on the poor handles again)

FISHY
GOD! Can't you sit somewhere else? I am not skinny okay!

YUNXI (unable to notice Fishy's frustration)
You are very sexy and skinny! (put one of her big fa leg on FISHY's skirt leaving a print on it despite she knew that Fishy hate that)

FISHY (very very very very angry)
CAN YOU STOP THAT A NOT?

I just hate her so much. Why can't she stop her nonsense just for once? Why must she be so irritating. I just can't stand her anymore. The next time she get on my nerves, I am really going to shout at her.

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