Fishy's Trip to my house

Lesson #1:
Never let your over imaginative, dirty-minded good friend near your msn.
Lesson #2
Hide all your scooters if you have.
Lesson #3
Don't lend your friends your scooters.
Lesson #4
If you lend your friends your scooters, at least don't let them compete with your younger siblings.
Lesson #5
Try not to get an 'innocent' girl for your good friend, or at least not let her say censored stuffs when your very curious younger sister is around.

Let me summed up Fishy's day at my house:

• Laze around
• Plead to use the computer
• Keep asking me to call my mum for permission to use the computer
• Play Pet Society
• Watch TV
• Ride the scooter
• Race with my younger siblings
• Go toilet and PEE

Fishy couldn't use computer for the day, so she decided to come over to my house and play with me. While walking from the MRT station back home (half an hour walk according to her), she was like: "1, 2, 3! *BUMP*" and bump her butt into me. I nearly fall over. As revenge, I shouted out 1,2,3 in japanese and malay (she don't understand) and bump her back. She tried saying in french but got mixed up and give up in the end.

Later on, she went like jumping and hoping around. Then *BUMP*. Quote from Fishy: I was building up my momentum and then bump you!

The moment I switch on the computer and logged into MSN, she started typing censored messgaes to a ex-schoolmate of mine. The worst thing is, my curious younger sister is right next to us.

Later on, she went onto facebook to play Pet Society (quite lame but we play just to get the points). And she spent all the coins she earned in just half an hour. She bought like 12 mystery boxes and kept getting things like can hats, half eaten apples and this weird hat which looks like an upside-down pants.

When she was about to go home, she spotted the three scooters my grandpa got me before he went back to China.

OH NO!

She insisted on riding it back home as she have never rode a scooter before, but after much persuasion (understatement), she agreed to only ride around the corridor. The three of us (Brother, sister, me) race against her. She lose to me, but thats because this is her first time using the scooter. After that, she raced for around two rounds with my sister, and lose to her both times. The last race was with my 6-year-old brother, and she lose again. The whole way home(almost) she was complaining about how insulting it is for a 13-year-old teenager to lose to a 6-year-old preschooler.

Next time come my house and practice.

Now, schoolife. We wrote haiku during literature and the topic is on "Wind/Rain". There's this girl who wrote about Helga breaking wind. Don't ask me who's helga. Just this ugly person from a youtube video.

During geography, we were shown this video on extreme weather:wind. (Why does everything today have something to do with wind?) Apparently, this guy in the video went crazy and decided to interview people who experience the extreme weathers and survive (you can't interview dead people, can you?) and EXPERIENCE it himself too. He went into this thing called a wind tunnel, i think it's hexagon shape, where wind will build up in speed and force. He had crazily tried till 136miles/hour in a attempt to experience what it is like to be in a jet stream. His face was contorted. Skin looks rubbery. There's this person who survived the 'Andrew Hurricane' and the wind in it is over 750miles per hour. However, I fall asleep halfway through the video. Bwagwa had to hit me hard on my head to wake me up.
NOTE: DETAIL I WROTE HERE MAY NOT BE ACCURATE.
WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT GO MAD AND TRY TO EXPERIENCE WIND THAT STRONG

Chinese was another video/movie watching period. I cannot remember the show name, but it was about this guy who was hired to be the bodyguard of the daughter of a billionaire. The billionaire thinks his daughter is spending too much money. Together with his secretary and the bodyguard, they stage a show where the billionaire pretends to have a heart attack and the secretary take over all his properties. The girl was left on her own with the bodyguard and they suffered a lot of hardship. When the girl had finally become independent and all, the father decides to take her back, but this time round, he really suffered a heart attack. The girl was devasted and learnt about the fake attack. Like all show, this end in a very cheesy, mushy way. The bodyguard and the girl falls in love and he confessed in this very mushy way which gives me goosebumps.

We drew peanuts during biology, AGAIN. The whole lesson was about peanuts and how to draw them. I am getting sick of peanuts.

The rest of the period are boring, as usual. I nearly fall asleep during math, which was immediately after geog, and I cannot remember a single thing we did during history. Thank goodness tomorrow is holiday.

MORNING ASSEMBLY ARE SUFFOCATING. They have like 6? 5? prize presentation for all the competition and I was there, perspiring and all. If they hadn't made Friday an early holiday for us, I would have went forward and kick all their asses.

I think the closing of the school has something to do with Sangri-la Hotel.

7 people got selected for the coming Asian Olympics Games (AOG). THEY ARE DAMN LUCKY. THE WHOLE GAME THEY WILL BE STAYING AT SWISS HOTEL (I think) AND MISSED ONE WHOLE WEEK OF SCHOOL! Which means they won't have to attend geog and math lessons and still have nice food to eat, have their faces appearing on televisions nationwide, luxurious bedrooms and toilets with nice smeeling bathtubs and toiletbowls. OMG DAMN SUAN. I am going to make myself train super hard for any sports that i can do best in and see whether i can stay there for one whole week too!

Erm...

I hate Math.